To Boobie or Not To Boobie

Every time I hear a woman with small breasts wish aloud that she'd been blessed with a more bountiful bosom, or a well-endowed woman complain because her cup runneth over, I am reminded of this poem.

As a rule, man is a fool,
When it's hot, he wants it cool;
When it's cool, he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not.
-- Anonymous

It seems as if so many of us ladies think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence!

So I thought I'd lay out some of the pros of having small breasts and big breasts for everyone to mull over. Of course, the cons of one are the opposite of the pros of the other. C-cup sistas - you've got it made!

SMALL BREASTS: THE PROS

1. The built in bras in tank tops are actually sufficient


2. No need to lockdown your breasts before running, jumping, playing tennis, etc.


3. Never suffer from underboob sweat


4. Hanging upside isn't as hazardous to your health


5. Less mass = weaker gravitational pull


6. Zero risk of slapping yourself in the face without using your hands


7. Weight 10 lbs less than you would if you were a D cup


8. When you get old and saggy, at least they won't hang on your belly (unless your belly gets huge)


9. Your bras only require just 1 or 2 eyehook rows on the back


10. Never have brastrap indentations in your shoulders from the weight of heavy boobs in a bra

LARGE BREASTS: THE PROS

1. Turtlenecks actually look good on you


2. You've got an excuse to never go running, jumping, play tennis, etc.


3. Never worry about losing a good piece of food should it fall from your fork or mouth


4. The right shirt or blouse can get you into nightclubs for free


5. Worry less about sinking to the bottom of a pool or lake


6. Can carry your cash in a safe, secure place without a purse or a pocket


7. Blame being 10 lbs overweight on your D or DD cups


8. Even if you go bald, you'd never be mistaken for a guy


9. Your arms stay especially warm when crossing them in front of you when it's cold out


10. Lots of attention (even when you least want or expect it! Actually being listened to though is a totally different story)