The Nipplage Ultimatum

Is there any situation where nipplage is acceptable? I say "it depends". There is a time and a place for you to show off your nipples. At work is not one of those places. Just this week, two women where I work were having this particular issue. It can be quite distracting for the all those working with you because YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA LOOK. You're poor co-workers are now waking around with the image of your nipples burned into their brain while they are trying to work and unless you work at a strip joint, this is quite unacceptable.

Church would be another place...but I think you are getting the picture.

So when is it acceptable? Ah! When it's purposeful. Like underneath that silk blouse that clings lightly to your skin...you know, the one you wear without a bra when you're going out to the club. (sorry my ample chested ladies...I know you can't relate) Or underneath that slinky nightgown that you are trying to entice your significant other with and you made sure you had nipplage before you walked into the room. Other exceptions (swim suit *sometimes*, workout gear...nekkit)

So, you may ask, how do you stop nipplage? Get the right bra! Most bras come with light padding just for this purpose. If this is not enough, for those of you with larger nipples, choose a bra that as ample padding. If you want to go without a bra, then there is a little thing called nipple concealers. They work like a charm. You just stick them on and you are good to go.
So ladies, choose your bra wisely. Make sure you have those nipples under control and not making eyes at your co-workers giving them the wrong idea. There is a time and a place.

Choose wisely.