Take the Plunge...It's OK

I am all about showing boobage but I have been having trouble keeping the 'girls' in line. Then the big snafu happened. I looked at a picture taken at a wedding and my bra was showing. Arg! Well at least it wasn't a nipple.

I did some exploring and found the wonders of what the fashion industry calls....fashion tape.


Slipping spaghetti strap?... fashion tape

Dress/blouse gapes when you bend over?... fashion tape

Backless dress showing a little too much side boobage?... fashion tape

Deep plunge dress/blouse gaping in the middle?... fashion tape

Bikini not acting' right?... fashion tape

So I bought a box from a local lingerie shop and tried it on one of my blouses yesterday. This particular garment has a plunging neckline and tends to fall off my shoulders exposing my bra. Not that my bras aren't pretty...it's just not the right shirt to be showing off an undergarment. I'll talk later on that subject.

I chose the strips, they come in a few shapes and sizes, and they were easy to use and sticky on both sides. Make sure that you don't oil or lotion the 'girls' before you use the tape! Clean, dry skin is what you need. It worked like a charm! I went all day without even once thinking that my bra would show. I could bend over confident that I wasn't showing all my goodies. It was great!

I now have a choice in how much or how little boobage I would like to show. Thank you fashion tape gods!

This will DEFINEATELY be a staple in my bag of goodies. So ladies....take the plunge....it's OK.

To Boobie or Not To Boobie

Every time I hear a woman with small breasts wish aloud that she'd been blessed with a more bountiful bosom, or a well-endowed woman complain because her cup runneth over, I am reminded of this poem.

As a rule, man is a fool,
When it's hot, he wants it cool;
When it's cool, he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not.
-- Anonymous

It seems as if so many of us ladies think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence!

So I thought I'd lay out some of the pros of having small breasts and big breasts for everyone to mull over. Of course, the cons of one are the opposite of the pros of the other. C-cup sistas - you've got it made!

SMALL BREASTS: THE PROS

1. The built in bras in tank tops are actually sufficient


2. No need to lockdown your breasts before running, jumping, playing tennis, etc.


3. Never suffer from underboob sweat


4. Hanging upside isn't as hazardous to your health


5. Less mass = weaker gravitational pull


6. Zero risk of slapping yourself in the face without using your hands


7. Weight 10 lbs less than you would if you were a D cup


8. When you get old and saggy, at least they won't hang on your belly (unless your belly gets huge)


9. Your bras only require just 1 or 2 eyehook rows on the back


10. Never have brastrap indentations in your shoulders from the weight of heavy boobs in a bra

LARGE BREASTS: THE PROS

1. Turtlenecks actually look good on you


2. You've got an excuse to never go running, jumping, play tennis, etc.


3. Never worry about losing a good piece of food should it fall from your fork or mouth


4. The right shirt or blouse can get you into nightclubs for free


5. Worry less about sinking to the bottom of a pool or lake


6. Can carry your cash in a safe, secure place without a purse or a pocket


7. Blame being 10 lbs overweight on your D or DD cups


8. Even if you go bald, you'd never be mistaken for a guy


9. Your arms stay especially warm when crossing them in front of you when it's cold out


10. Lots of attention (even when you least want or expect it! Actually being listened to though is a totally different story)

Bust (and Best) Friends

Hello everyone, welcome to our blog! Our names are Tawanna, JaimeLynn and Jaime. We are long-time bust, ooops breast - I mean BEST friends and bosom buddies! Between the three of us, we've got the cups covered from A to DD, so when it comes to boobies we've got LOTS to chat about!

Here you'll find serious, sometimes silly, but always honest discussions relating to all things boobular. We'll include everything from tips on selecting the right bra for the outfit that you are wearing, to revelations on what happens to your boobs during pregnancy, to venting about the effects of gravity and age on our perky (or not so) prized possessions.

Come join us! We'd love to hear what you've got to say about breasts as well!